ZERO DARK TRANNY! Sarospice dishes RuPaul’s Drag Race!
The sheeple enter the chuch ~ baaaahhh! Mz. Sparx is hasta la bye bye! Latina Shade!
Detox promises she will never bottom again. We see about THAT!
Look! It's Seduction! (NOT).
Jihnx isn’t getting the love she wants from #ROLAXATIVE! (which is so tired). Girl, sleep it off ~ you don’t need it. Only really insecure queens have to form cliques to feel better about themselves. Just ask JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS! Betchez.
(WARNING: It’s best to read these reviews AFTER you’ve seen the latest episode OR while you watch! I spoil it all! It’s not comic books, but it’s certainly queer!)
Back in the T-Room, the balls hit the walls! Boy Ru wants the girls to play MURDER IN THE DARK! ! YAY! Fun! NIGHT VISION make-overs!! The girl’s give BURQA REALNESS to reveal ~ LOVE ALASKA’S! But they give it to Detox. Meh. Girl got monkey lips.
For the main challenge the girls have to write and record a SUPER GROUP SONG ala “That’s What Friends Are For”! Detox picks her bitches in #ROLAXATIVE! Meh. Can we have a triple elimination? Please? And she then groups Alyssa and Coco together. ALSO TIRED OF THAT NON-DRAMA.
Did ANYONE ever think they were actually "FRIENDS"?
Studio Couture? FLASHBACK 80′s! If… you know… you weren’t born yet.
CAN I GET A MAN?! AMEN! Alyssa channels her inner GLEE.
JADE ~ IVY ~ JIHNX: What are friends for again?
#ROLAXATIVE aren’t worried. No, wait, Alaska is worried. She ain’t won yet.
HELLO HELLO HELLO!
Coco is going to take it to chuch! Alyssa? More like Chuch’s chicken! GET IT! GET IT! Never mind… HARUMPH! Lady Macbeth plants a seed in Jihnx’s ear. #Rolaxative? Shitty!
This was a REAL thing!
Lucien, Ru’s “producer”, is a cutie! Coco gets to start it off. She assumes he means THE DRAMA! No, not at all, doll! Alyssa? At least she tried to be funny. Ivy’s got the energy and the mohawk! Jinhx gives AAAAAAAAAAA ~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~ have no idea.
Roxxy isn’t perfect. We doesn’t know what a sequin is. Sequence? Si, Queenz!
Jinhx is a regular Joss STONED! Love it!
Coco still feeling sta-gated. ‘Thank you Detox!” Detox ain’t trying to be dusty (Springfield ~ no chance of that!). Can the producers just let Coco be something other than ANGRY. I’m calling RACISM on the editors!
Back in the T-Room, the runway fashion is ‘BEST BODY PART’! Is Alaska gonna whip out that horse cock again? Detox says she’s had everything DONE so she’s just going to feature EVERYTHING! When she farts does it sound like a Tupperware “burp”? So, it’s o.k. For GIRLS to have had work done but not if they had it done to “BE” GIRLS, is that the rule, Ru? SHADE!
RUNWAY TIME! WITH EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES: Whatevah’s left of THE POINTER SISTERS and Whatevah’s left of LATOYA JACKSON!
FUN FACT: They all appeared on WE ARE THE WORLD! FUN “other” FACT: NOT as featured singers, oh goddess no! Just to seat-fill the promo shots of USA FOR AFRICA! Still, I’d rather have my singing critiqued by RuPaul then say Nicki Minaji!
COMMENCE SHAKEDOWN:
Cocoa : Best body part? Those fake ass blue contacts she always be wearing! SMALL INTESTINE REALNESS!
Alyssa: Meh.
See! Alyssa and I agree!
Jade: Features her arms? Really, girl? REALLY? really?
Ivy: PICTURE DRESS! LOVE it!
Jihnx: Doesn’t bother to blend. Meh. Over it!
Roxxy: Gives us big girl BAM!
Alaska: It’s called The Clavicle, dear.
Detox: Gives us ASStitude! “burp”!
CAN I GET AN AMEN? Only a “portion’ of the proceeds go to the GLBT Homeless Youth Center. Momma got to eat too! Wigs ain’t free.
Did Latoya Jackson REALLY say someone else couldn’t sing? Then did she really give us that fake laugh? MICHAEL PLEASE!
Where did Michael Jackson tuck his junk? only Bubbles knows for sure!
Thank you for calling #Rolaxative out on they shite! CLITS can be dangerous! Alaska gives us some tears. I don’t feel bad. Are you Sharon Needles?
See! Michael Visage and I agree!
WINNAH: IVY WINTERS!
THE BOTTOMS: COCO and JADE! THE SHADE OF IT ALL!
The lip sync? More “slow hand” than “neutron dance”! Neither queen “jump”ed for Ru’s love. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! Yes you can can!
Coco, you stay! Jade? you can joli away!
And just remember if you’re not THE GREATEST DANCER, WE ARE STILL FAMILY!
(That was SISTER SLEDGE, SARO!) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MEN!
This is The Spice Girls. This is FIERCE.
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we all knew Jade would be going home. She did seem like a nice girl when she made her parting goodbyes. other than that I think she tried to be taylor swift who i don’t need to see ever again.
Roxxy’s makeup is not so good! She keeps doing this weird contouring to her nose and it looks baaaad! ala michael jackson.
detox did not need all that work. eek. now she’s having it out with coco. tsk. tsk. Is Coco ever gonna relax and enjoy the show?
Ivy and Jinhx are trying to do their best (someone is) and I think they are doing it well. Yay!
Jade is definately a T-Girl doing drag. Roxxxy is fading in my eye and yes, Ivy and Jihnx are stepping up. I like Coco and Alyssa and I think in reality they are friends, they are just edited as enemies. Detox is a mess. Thanks for confirming everything wrong with you, girl. ARM IMPLANTS? Really?
i love this blog because it doesn’t make me sign in everytime. i’m automatically signed in. so easy! just sayin’.
roxtoxicitity or whatever they call themselves is letting their clique interfere with the competition. in their mind they may think they are being serious but tick tock girls maybe not the best idea to take every challenge together. they are distracted. i would like to see them try harder because it would be more entertaining and better for the show.
detox thinks the surgeries are a status symbol because who else would brag about it? unless you’re janice dickinson but we already love her anyway. detox turned me off during match game. her bathroom break and responses to Ru were flat out lame.
I have nothing against someone who can afford plastic surgery OBVIOUSLY as a trans-girl ID DO IT ALL if I could afford it. But yes, it’s inflated her ego. I think Roxy has the best chance out of ROLAXXXATIVE but she’s got to give more than BODY and her nose contouring. IVY and JIHNX I think were slow out of the gate but they are starting to PLAY TO WIN.