Archive for August, 2013

Review: Steele Reads It* Trinity War Part 6!

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What.

The.

@#$%!?

(Those are .gifs so I recommend clicking on them.)

 

I don’t mean that in a holy-crap-that-was-awesome way. I mean it in a I-don’t-understand-what-just-happened way. Where do I start?

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08 2013

Project LSHway – Issue 217 costume love

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Greetings queerkateers, Saro Spice’s top 5 Legion Costumes are featured on the CBQ facebook page but since not everyone has facebook, we’re presenting them here as well along with a few of LegionTonyL’s favorites and the honorable mentions.

Shadow Lass

Saro's #5 pick

 

Lots more after the jump!

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08 2013

Review: Steele Reads It!* Trinity War Part 5!

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We are in the home-stretch, CBQties. If you’ve been following my Trinity War recaps then you know that at first we met Pandora, next Superman killed a dude, then Waller made a chemical weapon,  the JLD got involved, and most recently Wonder Woman got possessed. Here we are at part 5 of 6 and it’s actually a pretty good issue. The art is great, the action is fast-paced, and the story really comes to a head…

Wonder Woman is possessed by Pandora’s Evil Box of Evil and… Read the rest of this entry →

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08 2013

Issue 217 – Long Live the Legion! The CBQ Legion LoveFest!

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Long Live the LegionWe’re in the bubble, Queerkateers to spend some with with the Super-Hero Club of the future.  It’s our farewell to the Legion podcast.  Learn our honorary Legion codenames, gasp as we discuss our favorite costumes, thrill as we remember the love we once shared.  Recorded a week before LSH 23 was released. You’ll come to understand, we’re all Dream Girls.

Now:  SILENCE and put on your medallions!

 

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08 2013

Issue 216 – The Library is OPEN! Reviews ahead

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What’s up Queerkateers!  The CBQ team is is back with reviews of recent books including the Legion of SuperHeroes 23 (aka End of an Era XXCCIV), Trillium, Buffy, Astro City, Earth-2, Fan Favorite Kevin Keller and the upcoming Afterlife with Archie.

Strap in, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

 

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08 2013

KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME! ~ Sarospice reviews Kevin Keller #10

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Well, it seems the MENAGE A’ KELLER from issues #8 and #9 is over and “Deepthroat” Devon has beaten “Princess Tiny-meat” Paul for Kevin’s affections! I think we all saw this cummin’.  Paul may have at one time been a “secret admirer” but girl came out of that closet singing ROSE’S TURN louder than Ethel Merman!  What a turn off! Kevin needs a problem to solve (like Maria). He’s a neurotic SAVER after all! He’s got to be there for family and friends no matter how little the issue or inconvenient to him, otherwise, he’s back to giving himself a SILKWOOD shower over how “unclean” he is! And as long as Devon isn’t out to his family, well, IF THE SOAPBOX FITS!!!!!!!

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08 2013

Review: Steele Reads It!* Trinity War Part 4!

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Welcome back! Where were we? Oh yes, Pandora fucked everyone over when she opened her box, Superman doused the Light, Amanda Waller has Firestorm make her a Kryptonite smoothie, then the Justice League Dark team get involved and gum up the works.   Now onto TRINITY WAR PART 4! It’s in JLA #7 if you care.

Guess what, Lex Luthor is in jail but his lawyers got all charges dropped. He thanks them by firing the firm. He is more interested in the headline that Superman is accused of manslaughter… Read the rest of this entry →

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08 2013

Issue 215 – The One About The Wolverine

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Did anyone else see THE WOLVERINE? Hugh Jackman is to Hello Kitty as Liev Schrieber is to The Marlboro Man as
it will all make sense once you join SAROSPICE and SCAVENGER! IN BED. AND AT WHAT COST?!

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08 2013

Review: Steele reads it* Trinity War Part 3!

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Trinity War: Part 3 of 6!

Because when you hear the word Trinity you immediately think of 6.

Previously in the War. Pandora is a bitch, Superman is a bastard, and Trevor is a Question.

So here we are in Justice League Dark #22. The art is by Mikel Janin and it is SO much better than the shit-show by Doug Mahnke in JLA #6. Okay kids, remember when Madame Xanadu’s International House of Psycakes was blown up? Guess what, she’s not dead. Not that anyone thought she would be.   Read the rest of this entry →

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08 2013

Review: Steele reads it!* Trinity War: Part 2

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Previously in The Trinity War… Pandora fucked shit up for all mankind and got her own ongoing series – which I refuse to read. Then Superman got possessed and killed a dude in Justice League #22. Now onto to Part 2 in Justice League of America #6! This book is drawn by Doug Mahnke which means everyone suffers from same-face. The Pandora curse continues!

Everyone has same-face! #ArtFail

We begin with The Question trying to solve the riddle of what’s happening to Superman and this Pandora chick. Read the rest of this entry →

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08 2013