Archive for March, 2013

STINK! STANK! STUNK! Sarospice dishes RuPaul’s Drag Race!

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Member last week when Roxxxy wore two wigs and cried us a river of mascara cause she got left at a bus stop when she was a youngin? Yeah, me neither. Two queens enter, TWO QUEENS STAY? Wha wha? Back in thunder dome, master-blaster feels rejection. When you feel rejection, just get angry! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE 3:30 BUS IS DELAYED UNTIL 3:45!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO MORE BACON STRIPS FOR MY BACONATOR!?!?!?!?!?!?! Roxxxy says sorrwee to Jihnx. Everyone sisters now! SQUEE! Until they remember it’s a competition and someone got to go! SNEAK ATTACK!

(WARNING: It’s best to read these reviews AFTER you’ve seen the latest episode OR while you watch! I spoil it all!  It’s not comic books, but it’s certainly queer!)

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03 2013

TEARS OF A CLOWN ~ Sarospice dishes RuPaul’s Drag Race!

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Clutch the imaginary pearls, girl!

Can I get a BREAK? Last week we ditched the bitch JADE. CoCo bottomed twice, but we can’t take that for granted NO MO! Jihnx gave Ivy props. Roxxy ain’t having it. Alaska and Coco have not won a challenge yet. Wonder if they ever will….. Cause some times your happy, some times your sad, but the world goes round, and some times you lose every nickel you have, but the world goes round, take it from me there’s gonna to be a summer a winter a spring and a fall, some body loses and some body wins, some days it kicks, and then it’s kicks in the shins… BUT  the world  goes round! Sorry, it was Liza Minelli’s birthday too! SQUEE!

(WARNING: It’s best to read these reviews AFTER you’ve seen the latest episode OR while you watch! I spoil it all!  It’s not comic books, but it’s certainly queer!)

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03 2013

ZERO DARK TRANNY! Sarospice dishes RuPaul’s Drag Race!

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The sheeple enter the chuch ~ baaaahhh! Mz. Sparx is hasta la bye bye! Latina Shade!

Detox promises she will never bottom again. We see about THAT!

Look! It's Seduction! (NOT).

Jihnx isn’t getting the love she wants from #ROLAXATIVE! (which is so tired). Girl, sleep it off ~ you don’t need it. Only really insecure queens have to form cliques to feel better about themselves. Just ask JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS! Betchez.

(WARNING: It’s best to read these reviews AFTER you’ve seen the latest episode OR while you watch! I spoil it all!  It’s not comic books, but it’s certainly queer!)

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03 2013

THREE’S COMPANY! (with six you get egg roll!) ~ KEVIN KELLER #7

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Come and knock on his door! He’s been waiting for you! Where the kisses are his and his and his! KEVIN KELLER’S IN LOVE ~ WITH WHO?
PAUL or DEVON? DEVON or PAUL? We know eventually Kevin marries “African-American partner” (What? That’s what the Huffington Post said!) Clay Walker but until then COCKAPALOOZA! Decisions! Decisions! WWJD?!

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03 2013

Issue 199: Superior Spider-bitches!

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It’s crazy-town banana-pants when Superior Steele and Superior Saro-Skype discuss the new Superior Spider-Man series. Peter’s dead, or is he?

If you’re reading SS-M you’ll love our quickie and if you’re not reading it? Well, you may be inspired to pick up this surprisingly amazing spider series. 

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