Archive for February, 2013

THE DEADLIEST SNATCH! Sarospice dishes RuPaul’s Drag Race!

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Previously on DRAG RACE, we sent two bitchez home! DOUBLE PENETRATION, urm.. I mean ELIMINATION! Everyone is verklempt! Ru is not just LIP SYNCing to the radio! And good for her! She’s got a drag dynasty to maintain. We can’t have lazy queens trying to rep her brand! Roxxy feels the heat! Jihnx falls asleep! Alyssa is feeling good! Jade gives #Jadeshade. (You can take that Ru, free! Gratis!)

(WARNING: It’s best to read these reviews AFTER you’ve seen the latest episode OR while you watch! I spoil it all!  It’s not comic books, but it’s certainly queer!)

BECAUSE I’M WHAT? SICKENING!

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02 2013

Issue 198 – The One All About Lurv

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Just in time for March, the Qties talk about love in comics! It’s an all-out gabfest of our favorite couples, crushes and coveted concubines! Sometimes, alliteration can be just too much…you hear that Stan Lee?

Love…exciting and new….

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02 2013

LORD LOVE A DUCK! Sarospice dishes RuPaul’s Drag Race!

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Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling, who wanted to grow up to be a beautiful swan! So she got herself some COLOR, beat her mug, a pair of CHA CHA HEELS, glamourous gown, and SISSIED those tail featherz! Is this the story of SAROSPICE? 

Or the latest episode of RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE? You make the call!

(WARNING: It’s best to read these reviews AFTER you’ve seen the latest episode OR while you watch! I spoil it all!  It’s not comic books, but it’s certainly queer!) Either way you can bet your last money, it’s all gonna be a stone gas, HUNTY!

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02 2013

DRAG THE CHILDREN! Sarospice dishes RuPaul’s Drag Race!

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Dance your cares away, worry is for another day, let the music play ~ DOWN IN THE “T-ROOM”!

Where Whatzherface advises everyone to KEEP HEARING LIGHT! Whatevah bitch ChaCha! Don’t try to getz all deep NOW that your gone!

Mz B. Hillz is so relieved they didn’t kick her azz off for being tranz ~ like they would have in all previous seasons.

BUTT more importantly, What is the shade of it all between Mz. CoCo and Mz. Alyz and what tha hell is MISS GAY AMERICA?! Seriously, that’s a thing? Really? REALLY? really? o.k., well…

Let’s have a moment together. BECAUSE ~ We need a moment… 2 geth ah.

(WARNING: It’s best to read these reviews AFTER you’ve seen the latest episode OR while you watch! I spoil it all!  It’s not comic books, but it’s certainly queer!)

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02 2013

LYPSINKA FOR YOUR LIFE ~ Sarospice dishes RuPaul’s Drag Race

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Back in the “T-Room”, girlz lament: NO MORE PENETRATION! What? But it’s in my performance rider! Oh wait, you meant no more PENNY TRATION. That i’m o.k. with.

M.B. Hillz however is not. What’s she hiding? 

ChaCha asks if any of the girlz were wishing she had gone instead. Darling, that silence you hear is THE NATION rolling it’s eyes. Cause you should have sashayed! BUT there is still some drama to be had so you stay! She can be sent home once that’s used up.

WILL SHE REDEEM HERSELF? What do you think twirl friends?

LET’ S FIND OUT!

(WARNING: It’s best to read these reviews AFTER you’ve seen the latest episode OR while you watch! I spoil it all!  It’s not comic books, but it’s certainly queer!)

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02 2013

The Keller On The Edge of Forever!

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So it’s cum to this?! It’s only been six issues folks and already, GUEST STARS!

That’s right, queerkateers, KEVIN KELLER has finally SUCKED THE DICK… urm, I meant JUMPED THE SHARK and tried to get your gay dollarz by adding: GEORGE TAKEI! Was the cast of GLEE busy? (Don’t speak too soon, Saro ~ that pairing does make sense : THE ARCHIE’S meet the cast of GLEE! You can have that idea, Dan Parent! Free and gratis! Your welcome!) But does this issue boldly go where no other comic has gone before? READ ON, MY TRIBBLES!

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02 2013