Archive for August, 2012

Ride Captain Ride!

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CAN WE DO IT?!

What…?  Have the cover to Captain Marvel #2 rip off the old WWII “Rosie The Riveter” poster?

YES WE CAN!

Long before you were an itch in your daddy’s pants, the group BLUES IMAGE took this tune sky high, all the way to #4! Mmm, daddy’s itchy pants! Now, back to the countdown…

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08 2012

Avengers punching X-Men! Part 9

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When we last spoke the Phoenix PENIS (that’s Piotr, Emma, Namor, Illyana, and Scott) was down to PIES because Wanda sucked Namor out of the PENIS. And then we had just the ES or EFSS if you want to use last names because Piotr and Illyana got into some sibling rivalry and ate each other out of the PIES. So that leaves us with the aforementioned EFSS which is fitting since so far I have given most issues a letter grade of F so EFSS seems about right.

This issue was a quick read; partly because there wasn’t a lot of excessive dialog and partly because I wasn’t paying close attention since I was half-reading it and half watching a documentary about teenage magicians on Netflix called “Make Believe” that was actually very good and had more interesting magic than the X-Men currently do.

We start with Iron Fist draping Hope over his shoulder while trying to escape from Cyclops but Scott corners them with his glowing thong. Read the rest of this entry →

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08 2012

Issue 186 – The Qties Rise!

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You’ve heard everyone else review the Dark Knight Rises….now it’s OUR Turn!

LegionTonyL, Scavenger, PattyBoom and stevieD dish on the epic third movie in the latest Batman trilogy. The boys give their reviews and…obviously kevetch about what they didn’t like. Hey, we’re all fanboys here.

Spoiler warning: If you haven’t seen Dark Knight Rises yet, come out of your cave and catch a flick once in a while. You’re really really pale.

 

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08 2012

WHO’S GOT OLYMPIC FEVER?!

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Hey Queerkateers!  

Who’s got Olympic fever? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? 

Well, your boy K. Kells does ~ Is there any irony in a flamer carrying the Olympic torch?
USA! USA! RI-VER-DALE! RI-VER-DALE!

The swish of victory! ..and the agony of oh…. I don’t know…. something that really hurts.
I’m not a sporty gal. But read on!
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08 2012

Avengers punching X-Men! Part 8

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So I made a deal with the devil. I told him that if he gave me a giant wiener that I would take any tit-for-tat he wanted to dole out. Sadly, it was actually a Dirt Devil™ and I got a foot-long all-beef Coney Island wiener instead. I should have been more specific. Luckily, my punishment was also off-the-mark which is why I have to read the AvX series to completion. Here we are at 9/12 of the way through (that’s ¾ right? I’m not good at fractions.) And luckily this issue is pretty decent. It seems that every third issue doesn’t completely suck so they have a better batting average than every Chicago Cubs player (True. I looked it up.)

That being said- you can find all previous ApX reviews here if you want to catch up. Now, on to the punching…

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08 2012

COCK EYE!

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You thought it. I typed it.

And I'm free! Free FALLIN'!!!!!

Would Hawkeye be getting his own solo title if he wasn’t in the billion dollar movie “MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS”? Probably not. Does this mean we can expect a BLACK WIDOW ongoing? Probably not.

Deja Vu! Member this, kids?! It happened in a movie so it's got to be true!

Which is too bad as I would be interested in Matt Fraction and David Aja’s take on Natasha more than another blonde dude with mid-class powers. I mean we had the IRON FIST series, right? This looks a lot of the same.

Don’t get me wrong. I like Hawkeye. My favorite Hawkeye moment is Avengers # 189 , when he was working security and had to fight Deathbird. The way he frustrated her ~ even though he was outclassed in power ~ taunting her, even kissing her ~ have to admit: Kinda hot!

 

 

 

And then there is Avengers#222 When She-Hulk gives him what for.

Some times you're in fashion, and some times you're out! Anyone want to tell Shulkie she's out? Anyone?

He’s bedded Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Mockingbird, and Spider-Woman.
Is Clint Barton the he~whore of the Avengers?
Is it wrong?

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08 2012