Archive for August, 2011
It is a time honored comics tradition for company wags to show “GENDER DIVERSITY” by deciding: “LET’S GIVE THE HERO TITS!”
What better way to prove your not just a bullpen of nerds who never get laid?
STOP IT SARO! I’m sure all those “ARCHITECTS” are married! And when you’re married… and straight… you’ve obviously talked to a woman… at least once. Right? I don’t know how it works. I didn’t read “MEN ARE FROM MARS, WE PULL FEMALE CHARACTERS FROM URANUS”!
…But I’m not hating this writer’s technique over all. Just, when even GHOST RIDER gets possessed by THE SPIRIT OF VENGINA, it gives one pause.
What makes this work when it does? When is it just a desperate ploy?
(When its a chick with a flaming head).
Here are my top three TITS (hee hee!) and bottom three MISSES! Plural for MISS.
Originating in the 17th century, it is a contraction of “mistress” which was used for all women.
And that’s…. ONE TO GROW ON !
This episode has it all!
You want StevieD, TonyL, SaroSpice, Steele, Scott, and the Scavenger? Check.
You want a cameo by PattyBoom? Got it.
You want guest star Chris to sit around looking all pretty? Done.
You want to hear the CBQties and friends review “Captain America: the First Avenger”? Baby, we got you covered.
You want anything else? Start your own damn podcast.
What I meant was “A Very Big Fan of THE AVENGERS!“ It was the first comic I can remember reading and certainly one of the first I started seriously collecting! What appeals to me about this team over a lot of others is that they were EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES and not only was that an exclusive MEMBERS ONLY club (they had chairpersons and votes and regular meetings) BUT it seemed to be subtlety suggested (at least to my fertile little queer mind) that the mightiest could be from any walk of life too…. GODS, MUTANTS, ROBOTS, MILLIONAIRES, TIGER SLUTS IN BIKINIS…. so why, why, couldn’t it be me?! (A tranny super hero, Saro? This isn’t The Ultraverse…. bitch!)
As a devotee of Black Canary, I have, by necessity, followed a few of the Green Arrow series over the years. One of the results of that is my appreciation for Oliver Queen as Dinah Lance’s mate and consort, but also of the organic, unconventional nature of their relationship, even back in ye olden times when superheroes in love had to be boring and heteronormative.
I hear the ticking of the clock… I’m lying here, the room’s pitch dark….. I wonder where you are tonight… no answer on the telephone…. and the night goes by so very slow…. oh, I hope that it won’t end though….. podcasting …. alone!
Sarospice has been let loose on the hot and sweaty internet to gabble and gobble about this week’s comics in a CBQ “QUICKIE”!
Join her inner most moistness on TITANS, SUPER DINOSAUR, BATGIRL, ANNIHILATORS, and two titles SHE SWEARS are worth the money! Enjoy!