Archive for March, 2011

An Anal History of the Avengers, Part One: Mockingbird – Better Off Dead

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A note before we get started:  The Scavenger is a continuity queen.  He deeply, deeply loves his Avengers comics, and he shows that love by tearing them to shreds at every opportunity.  Of course not every storyline can be his favorite, and the Scavenger forgives the team for their missteps (Deathcry?  Seriously?).  He is also willing to overlook those little plot hiccups that surface now and again (so, Zemo is alive again?), because he can usually tell that the Avengers’ exploits are being crafted by men and women who share the Scavenger’s love for their history.
Not so these days.  Thanks to a friendly push (followed by a forceful shove) from the lovely Saro Spice, the Scavenger has given up on the Avengers for the time being.  He simply does not believe that Mr. Bendis shares a love for the Avengers’ history.  Frankly, the Scavenger often doubts that Mr. Bendis has read an issue of the Avengers.   And even though BMB is the target of this week’s poisoned pen, he is hardly the only offender.  Presented for your enjoyment, this is a multi-part examination of those plot points that went completely off the rails.  This is An Anal History of the Avengers.

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03 2011

Issue 141 – CBQTC2E2ROFL

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LESS EDITING! MORE QUIPPING!

The queers gather around and discuss their experiences at this year’s C2E2! You can be a fly on the wall for the drunken conversation between far too many queers. We have stevieD, PattyBoom, John, Joe, Sarospice, TonyL and joined by special guests Tony Breed (Charlie & Finn Are Hitched) and Steele a newbie comic reader whom we’ve pulled into the fold.

WARNING: This is another of those eps where you’ll want to keep your finger near the volume button. Sorry about that, but we are working on the sound issues.

 

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03 2011

Episode 140 – X-travaganza!!!!!

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Are you one of those people that complains that there’s too much X-Men talk? Well, then take a powder, losers, because today is an X-Travaganza!!!!! Evil Jeff gets Antony Ellis (X-Nation Podcast) and his sultry british whispers to dish the dirt on all things X-Men. Oh, and Evil Jeff fucking hates Jubilee.
 

 

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03 2011

Merboy Mondays.

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I exploded six-page panels, in my dreams I sweat Kirby crackles and fanboy diatribe rung in my ears. Overdosed on comics, I might as well have been lying on the candy store floor clutching my swollen belly.

Sometimes it is better to not peer behind the curtain. If truth is subjective then why bother? I remembered something, in this long dizzy spell where I didn’t know what had happened to my love for the medium.

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03 2011

BOYCOTT PENIS!

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Brian Michael Penis, that is!

This is the only photo of Brian Michael Penis I could find on Google.

What? Did you think I meant “the other white meat”? Never that, my rain-coated lover! My fingers trip on the keyboard whenever I think about the state of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes under the clumsy reign of Marvel’s own Daddy Warbucks! Draw a picture of him and get into Art School. There. I’ve typed it.

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03 2011

In Case You Missed It: 3-2-11

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Greetings, loyal Queerkateers!  Welcome to the latest installment of In Case You Missed It, the column that spotlights those moments from this week’s comics that may be of special interest to our audience. 

This week’s theme is “Buddies.”  Captain America was – is - a soldier, and soldiers know that sometimes, in the trenches, when it’s just you and the guy you’re counting on to watch your back… He knows that sometimes things happen.  Things you don’t need to explain.  Things you don’t need to feel ashamed of.  Things you and your buddy might get a couple hundred bucks for doing in front of a camera in a dingy hotel room.

Do you understand what the Scavenger is getting at?

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03 2011

Dazzlered & Confused Episode 4 – The White Queen is here!

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Emma invites Dazzler to be on the show. And it turns into a substance abusing mutant frenzy! Emma waxes poetic on the Future Foundation’s new color palette, her blood in diamond form, and a list of everything she’s high on. This is one for the ages. (With special guest – Brett)
 

 

07

03 2011

Sex & The Superhero part 3 – Fish Taco?

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Hello Everyone , ready for the next installment of Sex & The Superhero? Ready or not, here it comes! But just a quick note to remind you that S&TS is brought to you by Brian Anderson, Neftali Centeno and Celina Hernandez. You can purchase this and other fagtastic comics at SoSuperDuper.com !

Previously in Sex & The Superhero: Cosmic Man confessed to sexing up 2 members of the Fabulous Five. A bumpy encounter with Rockhide which leads to his elastic encounter with Rubberband Man. C’mon…you see where this is going…

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03 2011